Captains log star date 458721:

Why is it that all these new Star Trek fans think they are suddenly Full blooded Kirk loving, and I do mean true brotherly love, Spock ear wearing, Clingon speaking, Prime-Directive following, disintegrating and re-integrating Trekkies. I am but a human fool, and my logic knows Star-Wars and Star-Trek are nowhere near the same. I am building let us say… A compound to hold these lesser… Trekkie fans, or whatever they are, in my Grandads back yard. When the time is right I will come back to this… But for now let us say the truth in logic will be upheld ^{(tyrannical False Trekkies will be reprogrammed)}.

Mel signing off

have you tried flying a kite?

society,

noun, so·ci·e·ty \sə-ˈsī-ə-tē\

Simple Definition of society

• : people in general thought of as living together in organized communities with shared laws, traditions, and values
• : the people of a particular country, area, time, etc., thought of especially as an organized community
• : people who are fashionable and wealthy

culture,

noun cul·ture \ˈkəl-chər\

Simple Definition of culture

• : the beliefs, customs, arts, etc., of a particular society, group, place, or time
• : a particular society that has its own beliefs, ways of life, art, etc.
• : a way of thinking, behaving, or working that exists in a place or organization (such as a business)

creed,

noun \ˈkrēd\

Simple Definition of creed

• : a statement of the basic beliefs of a religion
• : an idea or set of beliefs that guides the actions of a person or group

politics,

noun plural but singular or plural in construction pol·i·tics \ˈpä-lə-ˌtiks\

Simple Definition of politics

• : activities that relate to influencing the actions and policies of a government or getting and keeping power in a government
• : the work or job of people (such as elected officials) who are part of a government
• : the opinions that someone has about what should be done by governments : a person’s political thoughts and opinions

Courtesy Merriam Webster Dictionary,

If you have a kite, you know what to do with it..

Whatever.

Mel

New comic up! Check it out! Melvin You Suck,

the Game Whisperer…

The MElvins are by far the worst band I have ever heard. When I heard their music I almost barfed.
Hope this helps,

Whatever like I care,

Mel

I know Kreem has been in several highly publicized events – one of which a gruesome battle with the terrifying but beautiful Bruce Lee. That aside he isn’t Superspy material and here’s why:

Ceiling Fans are everywhere in Columbian Drug Dealers hide outs, you do the math.

Spy gadgetry by definition is small and sleek, the kind of thing you hide in your sock strap, not something you would use as a paper weight.

None of the criminals would be as tall as him therefore he would be punching air.

Just got a tesxt hold on,

he’ll be smaking me upside the head,

He’ll be smakcking me upside the head.

Whatever,

I got no more reasons anyways.

If he were in the super electrical mad genius’s layer he would be easy to tag with high voltage energy beams.

 Beware.

Go fly A kite and get it over with.

New comics up on Melvin You Suck in the menu, check it out.

Well it’s that time of year again, time to start making plans with the big guy in red, that was easy, because I did it yesterday, no I didn’t, yes I did, whatever.

My dad got me a new game called Let’s All Pitch In, it’s a green conscious game where you clean up other peoples garbage and plant trees and a bunch of other stuff.

It’s my way of helping the environment, me and my friends can play online and never leave the comfort of our living rooms, sounds like fun doesn’t it?

The game can be had for a mere $20.00 and is ready to be picked up by any takers,

Melvin Middleton, 121 South Middleton way Middleton AD Canada.

OK $15.00

Go fly a kite and get it over with