The finite possibilities of Kareem Abdul Jabbars future as a Super Spy
I know Kreem has been in several highly publicized events – one of which a gruesome battle with the terrifying but beautiful Bruce Lee. That aside he isn’t Superspy material and here’s why:
Ceiling Fans are everywhere in Columbian Drug Dealers hide outs, you do the math.
Spy gadgetry by definition is small and sleek, the kind of thing you hide in your sock strap, not something you would use as a paper weight.
None of the criminals would be as tall as him therefore he would be punching air.
Just got a tesxt hold on,
he’ll be smaking me upside the head,
He’ll be smakcking me upside the head.
Whatever,
I got no more reasons anyways.
If he were in the super electrical mad genius’s layer he would be easy to tag with high voltage energy beams.