Three tiny exploding robots… Check!

Super-villains: Are they really that bad?

When you think about it we can learn a lot from these misguided mal-doers.

 It really takes a lot of down time and careful planning to come up with the crazy schemes they come up with.These guys don’t get out of Jail and start running around willy nilly robbing and pillaging. They come up with a plan.Sometimes it can take days weeks or months for the hero to put all of the clues together and catch the little monster. Of course it would be nice if they were using their awesome intellect for the side of right but we can still learn something from this. Without their patience determination and diligence, all the minute details they wouldn’t last 5 minutes with even the lower class heroes such as the Wasp or Spider girl or Nova let alone the well know hard hitters. A good plan.

What else do you really need in life?

I got some land for sale in Florida if anyones is interested.

Anyone at all.

Go fly a kite and get it over with.

Mel.

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Bread Wins

Home ec or home economics to the uninitiated is the study of how to live outside of your parents house, or in your parents house as some intrepid individuals are proving the norm,
still others see it as a kind of nudge out the door.
Mrs. Flanagan my home ec teacher has made it clear, HOME EC WILL NOT BE BACKING DOWN, AND WE WILL SOME-HOW SOME-WAY FIGHT-THIS TO THE BITTER-END!!!
If you havn’t figured it out yet I am speaking of the tyrannical school board trying to deny our legitimate – to say the least request for $560,000, to raise awareness and bring about a new day for Home, Health and Property Management, the new school would also house a fleet of delivery trucks and workers to drive them.
It’d be the best thing since homemade sliced bread.

If any of you slime balls are reading this: We will not move from our temporary confinement chained to the pastry mixer. A grim tenement to the thousands of lost fingertips and our refusal to let it go. Would you be able to give up such a fantastic, bewilderingly beautiful, but still macho dream?

Didn’t think so.

Make a diet pill that can do that!

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You ate my childhood

Hey’a my fellow frog worshippers,

Something hapened today that could have changed my
highschool carreer forever, well … two things actually.

1. I ran into an old aquaintance from kindergarten and were talking in the hall,
just then Mr. Raferty walks up and asks why we were getting so chummy.

2. In homeroom we were asked to fill out who all of our best friends were.

Now I’m no genius but it was a pretty simple little task, I added all of my
270 facebook friends along with all of my loyal gaming circle and voila!

It only took me three hours Mr Bindy was so suportive during the whole thing I added him as well. Then I find out that this list will be used against me to seperate me
from my friends. Mr. Bindy will be crushed not to mention anyone in town with an
avatar.

Luckily Sarah from my Kindergarten class is moving, for her…

Oh well, I was able in the end to add a few more names including the
entire fotball team half of the basketball team and none of the baseball team,
(they wouldn’t let me add any mre teachers).

Go fly a kite and get it over with.

Mel

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The end of summer vacation begins, but did it ever start??

The wait is over, after miles of dry conversation in arid terrain car sickness, sea sickness, air sickness and amusement park sickness the end of summer vacation (for me) is finally over. TTL Now to get to the centre of this juicy peach, got to get a summer job, being a consultant for the Middleton Gazette’s  Gamer Time doesn’t come cheap! And by the way contrary to popular belief you can not take your helmet off in Payload Seven it’s just a rumour (started by me).

My job hunt had just begun, my dad and I were sitting around the fire on one of our camping trips while mom made dinner in the RV.  Melvin, you’re a good kid you never get into any trouble .(he’s totally skwirming at this point) I’ve been talking to work and they have agreed to let me take you on as an assistant so long as you are kept busy. Now Melvin, he pulls my hand away from my game pad and looks me sternly in the eye, “it’s a good job, and it pays good money, and it just might make a man out of you, what do you sayl[;..p=-?”.  I told him I would think about it since I had just started to look for work that dayl-[;./, and I don’t want to pass anything major up, btw if anyone has a job paying more than 20 bucks I would be willing to consider it. I also have a lot of game experience if anyone needs a game they have been working on completed.

Ha ah ah ahahahhahaaaaaaaa………….

Soon we will know who is the superior being!!!!!

Mel

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Fooled Me For a Second

Well what do you know, there’s problems with the internet again.

It seems like every time I want to watch videos something goes wrong

Last time I tried to upload a video I got an angry message from the Dairy

Farmers of Canada, now I want to watch this high budget little veture

I can’t get on to XXXXXX to see if they’ve updated their site.

 

The internet started out pretty cool

now I wonder what I’m going to do with these boxes of T-Shirts that say “If you want freedom ask for it by name XXXX search engine”  Like WTF might as well start my own internet from the control center in my basement. Well it controls the lights in the house and the sprinkler system so far.

If I don’t get the service I need from a free system for everyone provided by a conglomerate  of advertisers in the form of a search engine from XXXX-

I can still easily get the same thing from YYYY.

Whatever-

Why don’t you go fly a kite and get it over with.

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Ever heard of a leash?

When I was out shopping the other day I stopped briefly to look at the Santa’s workshop display. You know the place, the kids all ask Santa for things they will probably never get. I was reminiscing my days as a toddler and thinking how nice things were for me back then when suddenly this little kid kicked me in the leg hard enough to leave a pretty big bruise. I guess as I was engrossed in thought I had moved into the line unawares. I was so perturbed by this kids violation of my freedoms I may have stayed in the line a little longer than I should have and got thrown out by the elf. so if you saw me it was just a mix up but i don’t expect you to believe me.

Look whatever, if a guy can’t reminisce without stupid kids on the loose getting in the way of his christmas memories then I don’t care what you think. In fact i probably never will. And by the way, Santa thought it was pretty funny that I stayed in the line even after the kid kicked me in the leg, so we’ll see who get’s what they ask for.

Whatever

There’s a new picture up on Melvin You Suck check the menu.

Merry flippin Christmas.

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The week start

Hey gang, sorry if I missed anything.

Long story short, I had to go over to this girls house to help her with her math homework, I got the wrong day, now she hates me. I really don’t want to add her name to this cause she said you’d tease her if you knew and I don’t really need you people knowing about my private affairs. When you talk to me don’t mention anything about this I might crash the school computers if you do. Who knew friday isn’t the weekend. It ends the week, monday starts the week. Why isn’t monday the week start.

I found this link, http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/technology/tech-news/old-media-ceos-claim-no-time-for-twitter/article2258485/

That’s so true! I always run out of room and I’m like totally ready to give up. You’d think it was some kind of contest to see who can write the shortest comment.

Yah! Get with the times! 

I’m going to go,

yah,be right there,

ok,

see you then,

bye.

Don’t forget to eat your oranges!

Mel

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Something for everyone

I found this site, http://www.snorgtees.com/ it’s a T-shirt design site, where you can compete to be the design of the week. While all of the t-shirts are funny some of them are really funny. You have to watch out. Sometimes I don’t knw which one is more funny than the last but you get the idea.

Look, why don’t you just try the site and see what you think, it couldn’t be that bad.

It’s just because it’s me telling you this, I know it is.

So anyways I kind of forgat what it was I was supposed to be doig right now so I’m sitting here writing this totally pointless blog. It’s like, a fish with teeth, they don’t need to smile because they’re underwater and under water cameras went out in the 90’s, but they probably want to smile sometimes anyways. Well they don’t really do anything that would make them want to smile, except dolphins, Dolphins could make my Grandma smile.

OK !! whatever,

Nevermind.

Back to the t-shirts: You know, when you’re walking down the street, and you look at someone kind of weird, (well weird to them) and they get mad cause maybe they had a bad day or something. That doesn’t happen if the guy is wearing a funny shirt. They just think you’re looking at their mildly offensive shirt, and maybe even get a charge out of it. I think more people should exhibit themselves as humour posts, and maybe I’d get less attention. Once I got a little too involved in this guys shirt but that’s another story.

So in conclusion the site is totally awesome for anyone who would like to make the world a better place for people who look at other people.

OK FINE!

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Who Cares?

Today I got mega-attack 7, (it’s totally not theat violent) It’s totally awseome!!!

I found out that if you go staight instead of on an angle on the flight base level, you end up in this secret room that lets

you fly rambot droids through the level and do reconisense. Ha, as if  (if you can get out of the flight hangar, wtf?)

So anyway’s I’m playing this thing and my dad comes up an e’ say’s hey what the &*^%^& is that. (not jolking)

Then he said that the blood was almost hitting me right out of the screen, and then he told me to go out side and play

so I was like totally booted because of the violence, that’s ironic!

So if you were wondering the game is amzing and totally worth the 60 bucks.

Go fly a kite and get it overwith.

Mel

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Boy’s dad buys him crappy toy.

Today Alex, Alex T Pemberton said that his Dad bought him the newest cyber battle set, that one comes with the tentacle finger Jude. If you needed a character with tentacles the one to get is the eel man with beast button. It’s not oonly far surperior it’s actually got some metal parts, at least I think they’re metal. They might be plastic.

It doesn’t matter what Alex says he’s always right anyways, as if!

If you think ke’s so great why don’t you just go over to his house and say hi, I’ll give you the directions!

Sure, you bet!

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