If we can’t talk about AI, what will AI talk about?

Go fly a kite and get it over with

Mel

Once upon a time there was a little girl. the girl loved to play but mostly they made her go to school and in the summer they let her play outside, knowing so little of life she could be happy enough playing frizbee in the back yard or maybe doing some gardening. We it just so happened that one day a meteor landed right across the street from this girls house, on that dastardly meteor was some kind of brain sucking blood worm! After devouring the dog across the street it grew to be as large as a football and slurched its way into the bushes near where the girl was playing. It was a sunny afternoon, the birds were singing, there was a lawnmower going somewhere, and the mail man was out delivering letters, and yes that little girl was now playing right next to the brain sucking blood worm now ready to strike, and like a flash it was attached to the little girls cranium, she screamed, no one heard her, she screamed again, still they did not hear she thought, if I were a full grown woman and I screamed you would come so she screamed as loud as she could, but nothing the birds still chirpped the lawnmower was still going somewhere and that mailman was still deliviring that mail, as the blood was slowly drained from her skull she thought I should have screamed louder. The end

Mel

Hey so I went to the fair the other day, (yesterday) and I noticed the face paint I got there didn’t wash off properly, and well I’m wondering if maybe they used real tattoo ink on my face instead of the kind that comes right off, I saw them struggling to keep it together and they were the types of people who could have made the mix up, silly silly people, when someone walks into your booth and says they want a full Darth Vader mask you would think that that air would chill slightly.

Anyways I’m waiting to hear back if you know anyone who can get this off especially before school tomorrow!!

Obey the Dark Side!!

Mel

I know a lot of you are already hooked on the internet, but what if there were some other way to get that same cherished screan time without the high cost of internet subscription, or even computers at all, think Elves. Elves are tiny people that could be found in forest dwellings and harvested for home use.The one’s on high branches will be easily transported using drones. Wise old elves would replace the encyclopedic knoledge of the internet while Dopey and Sleeping could be like a comedy, Dock could give health/business/handyman advice and the girl could do the dishes and clean. I know this may sound like these Elves are being typecast but once you own one you will agree. The girl ones just do a better job.

Video games would become obsolete and we will learn the real magic of the elder woodsman Elf. An learn to harness his power to help with the continued capture of our new friends the wood elves!.

Sound like fun?

Go fly a kite and get it over with

Mel

I hear candy jacks have non-protein candies in their cereal,

and that they will have to say on the package “not for human consumption”,

that just makes me want them more.

Go fly a kite and get it over with

Mel

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