Look at my wall, many billions it’s needing,

While my Quatar jet was free!

Straight to the court house this sure will be leading,

with my Quatar jet reciepts.

Go get em Donnie!

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I said it before and I will say it again…

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The geeks are out there if you believe,

go fly a kite and get it over with

Mel the GReat, conqueror of all of know universe

Monotony.

Go fly a kite and get it over with,

Mel

Most doctors are great and really caring, but for some reason they sometimes lose interest in their patients, here are some ways to determine if you are butter toats to your M.D.

• 10. He’s often shopping online or doing crossword puzzels during your appointments
• 9. For your prescription he gives you some pills from his receptionists purse
• 8. His waiting room is the airlock doors at the local Starbucks
• 7. He refers to you as John or Jane or Mr. or Mrs. Doe
• 6. He starts a stop watch as you enter his office
• 5. He is often sweaty, out of breath and dressed for tennis
• 4. He will sometimes eat a submarine sandwich while he is examining you
• 3. When you arrive to appointments the receptionist tell’s the doctor “that guy is here again”
• 2. He taps you on the head and says “Hello in there, any body home?”
• 1. You have ever waited in the examination room so long all the lights shut off and you have to get the janitor to unlock the doors and let you out.

Go fly a kite and get it over with

Mel

In the race to curry favour with the new lunch time computer monitor, (no not that monitor), I have decided to keep my mind fixed on gaming AT ALL TIMES, the man wears suspenders he cares that’s a given. I’ve been bringing in my personal character sets on flash drive and I let him use on of them. \\ no big deal, but then there’s Axel, has to sit there right beside him every day, I thought I beat him there once but he was already logged into the computer, Axel the oldest of four brothers, all of them look like cabbage patch kids on steroids, he has stood his ground well but soon, I see a crack in his palisade, a glimmer of light through a seemingly unbreakable bulwark of punctuality. For you see Axel’s last class is just that much closer than mine at lunch break so he has been beating me there but since Igot this handy tape recorder I slipped into the hall and played a recording of the intercom calling him to the office, all the way at the other end of the school ;). When you do the math it’s really a simple lark. I casually walked in and sat down right beside Mr Morris handily, handed him a delx combat player boost and stated the game with a 700 foot freefall, Michael Bolton Blaring in the background on my headphones, and a 1 litre bottle of blue juice ^^. If I get some kind of retribution it was well woth being able to live and talk about the games I love with a profesional, and game enthusiast like myself without being judged.

Go fly a kite and get it over with

Mel

1. You learned how to properly fold a flag in order to apply it to your underpants.
2. When food falls from your mouth it lands on your belly and stays there.
3. The ride attendants at amusement parks always assume you are lost and direct you to the park resturaunt.
4. You obsessively read washing instructions on you clothing as to avoid shrinking, (which seems to have happend to most of your wardrobe).
5. Your kankles have kankles.
6. You notice other riders seem to be counting each other when you get on an elevator.
7. You always must sit at the back of speed boats and the middle of canoes.
8. Touching your toes seems as unlikely as a trip to Mars.
9. You need to also consider towing capacity when buying a car even if you don’t own a trailer.
10. Your friends all call you big something or Big your name.

There you have it folks!

Go fly a kite and get it over with

Mel