Most doctors are great and really caring, but for some reason they sometimes lose interest in their patients, here are some ways to determine if you are butter toats to your M.D.

• 10. He’s often shopping online or doing crossword puzzels during your appointments
• 9. For your prescription he gives you some pills from his receptionists purse
• 8. His waiting room is the airlock doors at the local Starbucks
• 7. He refers to you as John or Jane or Mr. or Mrs. Doe
• 6. He starts a stop watch as you enter his office
• 5. He is often sweaty, out of breath and dressed for tennis
• 4. He will sometimes eat a submarine sandwich while he is examining you
• 3. When you arrive to appointments the receptionist tell’s the doctor “that guy is here again”
• 2. He taps you on the head and says “Hello in there, any body home?”
• 1. You have ever waited in the examination room so long all the lights shut off and you have to get the janitor to unlock the doors and let you out.

Go fly a kite and get it over with

Mel