Once upon a time there was a little girl. the girl loved to play but mostly they made her go to school and in the summer they let her play outside, knowing so little of life she could be happy enough playing frizbee in the back yard or maybe doing some gardening. We it just so happened that one day a meteor landed right across the street from this girls house, on that dastardly meteor was some kind of brain sucking blood worm! After devouring the dog across the street it grew to be as large as a football and slurched its way into the bushes near where the girl was playing. It was a sunny afternoon, the birds were singing, there was a lawnmower going somewhere, and the mail man was out delivering letters, and yes that little girl was now playing right next to the brain sucking blood worm now ready to strike, and like a flash it was attached to the little girls cranium, she screamed, no one heard her, she screamed again, still they did not hear she thought, if I were a full grown woman and I screamed you would come so she screamed as loud as she could, but nothing the birds still chirpped the lawnmower was still going somewhere and that mailman was still deliviring that mail, as the blood was slowly drained from her skull she thought I should have screamed louder. The end

Mel