Author: Mel

I roam like the turtle in McAlastaire's Put Put

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This is the creator of Melvin Reminding you to take a look at the comics (if you haven’t already).

Click on: Melvin You Suck.  Let the geekiness begin…

Also there are some cool videos on Smel-o-vision about Mel

if you care.

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For anyone who read the last post, I am really sorry. My mom is an idiot! I didn’t know she could even operate a computer! I guess that’s what happens when you write so many blogs that you can’t keep up with how many you have left open.

Now, I guess you’re wondering about my dad. There’s not much to say. He met my mom while she was reporting a bike race in France, they shared a cab to get out of the rain. My mom says he was also a little drunk. Turned out my Dad knew a lot about bike races, (He builds racing bikes) so they went out for dinner and hit it off.

Now I get a bike every Christmas.

FML

When will the world see that we don’t need material things, we could live inside of computers, and video games.

Melvin.

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Who kknew?

Welcome to the 21st century, I phone comes out with a break free policy that allows you to break your sleek, probably inde-structable throw away piece of crap. People fill the mall clambering to get one of these things. Then wow!

I want another nipple, not some strange extension of the human spirit.

My phone is broken so I don’t care what any of you think and I definitely don’t neep you people breathing down my neck about this!

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If I didn’t have so many FB friends I’d give a crap what goes on here.

Hi, so you found your way through all of the other debris to probably the best blog on the web, you probably think you’re cool.

I just want to say three things,

1 What happened to Van Halen? This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaymN2mkaC0&feature=share.

2 The Goon, by Eric Powell is the best comic ever produced http://www.darkhorse.com/Comics/Previews/14-851?page=03

3 There is nothing else to say, other than these two things are incredibly inspiring to a lost soul such as myself.

These things are not your average inspirational material, but if you look at the Van Halen video it begs the question: how do they do it?

How do they still do it after all these years. Eric Powell has been “doing it” for some many years as well. Guys like these, the kind that never give up, no matter how many lost publishers or Labels, no matter how many bad deals or ugly situations, they still come out on top. They have opinions, and they ultimately don’t care much for your opinion of those opinions. I hate to see talented individuals such as these who go the other route. They are the best at what they do and wont let anyone tell them that they are not. Bottom line is, I will always be able to cough up the dough for the newest Goon comic and after that video, I’d probably shell out even more for the album as well.

Never let anyone tell you you’re done. Until the fat lady smashes her guitar over a zombie scum’s head.

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