Welcome to the 21st century, I phone comes out with a break free policy that allows you to break your sleek, probably inde-structable throw away piece of crap. People fill the mall clambering to get one of these things. Then wow!

I want another nipple, not some strange extension of the human spirit.

My phone is broken so I don’t care what any of you think and I definitely don’t neep you people breathing down my neck about this!

Whatever!