Author: Mel

I roam like the turtle in McAlastaire's Put Put

Wait.. No, the Premise is Too Out There

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If you find yourself thinking you are smart and talking from a majorety position,

you might be a little smarter than even you think. Then again it might be insanity..

Time to ask what game are we playing and if it even makes any sense at all in the first place,

Let’s not outsmart ourselves

Go fly a kite and get it over with

Mel

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What lives in there?

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Below the drain, what lives in there? What lay beneath? Surviving only on the little drip that condenses and congeals on the pipe, what is it? and more importantly what will it be when it grows to full size? Will it become a slime man? A mushroom man? Or will its only purpose in life will be to sustain the vile mutant creatures that live on it? 

The little bubble under the jars, my kind of eco system just the right amound of dampness to sustain my microbial state, a veritable paradise and it would all be for not if not for that little drip of slimy sweaty moisture. That is until the plumber finally is called…

Go fly a kite and get it over with

Mel

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Having someone do all my homework for me has left me with a lot of free time, and it turns out, I’m incredibly bored. The worst part? While they were busy working, I managed to get my head completely stuck in a chair. It gave me a lot of time to think. This whole situation has made me realize why doing your own homework is so important.

Homework isn’t just about completing tasks; it’s the critical practice that solidifies what you’ve learned in class. It’s the moment you truly engage with the material, solve problems on your own, and build the skills you’ll need later. By having someone else do it, I’m missing out on the entire learning experience. It’s not just about the grade; it’s about the growth. You can’t truly understand a subject unless you’ve grappled with it yourself, even if it means getting your head stuck somewhere while you’re at it.

Go fly an automatic Kite and get it over with
Mel
 

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Octogenarians and up only

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If you are an old person please read below:

People are trying to scam you. Whether they come to the door, or phonecall, or text, or email, they are trying to scam you out of your personal information that they can then use to get into your business even further. Do not give out information about your personal affairs other than maybe your name.

Social Security number (SSN) or Social Insurance Number (SIN), account numbers, passwords, birthdate, and home address should not be given to someone you don’t know.

I know because I answer my Grammas phone and look at her mail, just that alone is enough to make someone wonder if reality existed anymore.

Sorry to keep you with the warning above, please resume lawn bowling, playing the slots or complaining about the present day.

Go fly a kite and get it over with

Mel

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A Social Experiment You Say?

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We talk about politics like there is two sides to every coin but really to be a MAGA you are walking a very fine line. Try it yourself, ask a MAGA today if anything or anyone other than straight white middle class (or rich) people deserves a fair shot, I mean plants and animals too, I mean the planet… consumerism has a price and that price is facism. If we were honest all of this stuff we do would be out the window. That doesen’t necessarily indicate criminal activity, just that we are going over the amount we can sustain for any longer (which is a self evident crime when it comes down to it). I’m sure if we pilled up all the thrown out desks, chairs and computers alone it would reach the moon, and there would be no need for another space program at least to get to the moon we could walk there or ride a bike wtv. This is in fact far beyond racism, beyond facism, it’s a whole planet sh**ing the bed because they can’t let go of a dream made of disposable plastics. 

Go fly a kite and get it over with.

Mel

 

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Why are we always talking about this guys d**k?

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First of all body shaming is a big no no and while I may still have time to grow he has no defence for his geriatric genitals. And the man is supposed to be the president give it a little break amybe? I’m not saying let him walk all over you but I have heard more about this guys nuts than the squirrel in skippy peanutbutter commercials. It’s starting to get creepy. Enough.

Wtv (I wish I didn’t have to talk about this with you) My mind needs washing

Mel

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Is there a lot of silly videos or just a lot of silly people? Or is it me?

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When you can just sit for hours days months or years watching people doing stupid things, so much so that they have to be packed into sequences with no explanation and can go on for hours per video, it makes you start to wonder if it’s that the people are getting less inteligent as tech gets better (especially video cameras), is it because we are filming more, or has tech just made me so smart that I am the only one who can notice it right now?

If we are filming more and filming bad things going down and not helping people in distress you may think this could easily be the case, this also ties into the more silly people theory which brings most of the videos under its umbrella, there is one ultimate answer though, and it’s the third option, I am just so smart that everything else seems ridiculussly slow and without merrit or inteligence. For instance this is what AI came up with:

“There are a few reasons why you might see a lot of “silly” people on YouTube videos, and it mostly comes down to how the platform works and what people enjoy watching:

1. Entertainment Drives Views

YouTube is an entertainment platform first and foremost. People often go there to unwind, laugh, or be distracted. “Silly” or exaggerated behavior tends to grab attention and get more clicks, likes, and shares.

2. Algorithm Rewards Engagement

YouTube’s algorithm favors content that gets high engagement (clicks, comments, watch time). Silly or outrageous content often sparks more reactions—even if it’s just confusion or curiosity—so it’s promoted more.

3. Low Barrier to Entry

Anyone can post a video. There’s no gatekeeping, and that means you’ll see everything from highly polished professionals to people just goofing around in their bedrooms. A lot of those people are experimenting, being themselves, or deliberately trying to stand out.

4. Comedy and Relatability

What some might call “silly,” others might find funny or charming. Humor is subjective, and many creators lean into exaggerated or quirky personas to be memorable.

5. Trends and Challenges

Sometimes silly behavior is part of a viral trend or meme. People want to join in, gain exposure, or just have fun copying something popular.

In short, silly people thrive on YouTube because it works—it gets views, it’s fun, and it’s often more relatable than polished or serious content. Would you like examples of popular creators who use this style effectively?”

 

Go fly a kite and get it over with

Mel

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Look at my wall

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Look at my wall, many billions it’s needing,

While my Quatar jet was free!

Straight to the court house this sure will be leading,

with my Quatar jet reciepts.

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